Bald Mike (or Jeez, My Head is Cold)

Hair is now gone. Over the weekend, with just a few wisps of hair left, I started to look like a cross between Homer Simpson and Darth Vader under the helmet. Not a good look.

So last night, not wanting to spend the next six months underneath a hat or a bandana, I took out the clippers and shaved the giant Yudell head. The photo that follows may be shocking at first, but I do a mean Kojak imitation… “Who loves ya, baby?”

Once completely shaved, I discovered that Jews really do have horns. I have two moles on opposite sides of the back of my head that are located where it looks like my horns once were, cut down to little stubs. Mom, is there something you’ve been wanting to tell me all these years?

So what do you think? Who do I look like bald?

a) Telly Savalas;

b) Yul Brenner;

c) Sinead O’Connor;

d) Andre Agassi; or

e) Mr. Clean

Post your responses.

I go back in for the next round of chemo either tonight or tomorrow. Feeling great (save being a little tired in the mornings), and looking forward to getting a little closer to having this behind me.

13 thoughts on “Bald Mike (or Jeez, My Head is Cold)”

  1. I WAS A BIT NERVOUS TO SEE WHAT YOU LOOKED LIKE WITHOUT ANY HAIR AS FROM THE MINUTE YOU WERE BORN YOU ALWAYS HAD SO MUCH OF IT. WELL, LOW AND BEHOLD YOU LOOK SO GOOD. I KNEW THAT MY SON WOULD LOOK GREAT WHETHER HE HAD HEAD OF HAIR OR NOT. YOU ARE MY BOY. LOVE, MOM

    Like

  2. AND IN THE NEXT PHOTO I WANT TO SEE YOU WITH A LOLLIPOP IN YOUR MOUTH. OH, I’LL BRING YOU THE PERFECT HAT FOR THE LOOK. LOVE, FROM, WHO ELSE BUT —MOM

    Like

  3. Telly Savalas! Oh man, your mom already took my lollipop comment. though you are leaner in the jowls… You are very lucky… the yudell cabeza doesn’t seem lopsided at all! any other New York requests? cheers from NYC, Elizabeth

    Like

  4. Personally I see Dan Aykroyd from the coneheads. Since Sinead has been left out until now, I must say that “nothing compares to you.” If you go with Sinead, however, you will be compelled to burn a poster of the current Pope (ripping it apart will not do these days). Best,AviPS- Jacqui always said you ran on the “horny” side.

    Like

  5. agassi is that you? andre… buddy.. remember me?! can i get an autograph please?once your settled into PENN, i’ll stop in for a visit. hang in there!nicole

    Like

  6. Nice…looks good. When I lost mine, I heard “Moby” often. Don’t worry, it will definitely grow back. That first hair cut in 6-7 months will be a joyous one! I had a smile on my face from ear to ear when I had mine. (The barber must of thought I was some kind of freak!) I’ll see you soon…Chris

    Like

  7. My God! You look like an Israeli. The latest thing here is for men who start to go bald to just shave it all off. Half of the guys I work with have done this…

    Like

  8. so pretty soon your dad, at the rate he is going, might be a baldy too. do you think he will get a rug?? we have several friends he can borrow from here at st. andrews. or perhaps sean connery can give him the name of his rug man. now that i would not mind. love, mom

    Like

Comments are closed.