Hair is now gone. Over the weekend, with just a few wisps of hair left, I started to look like a cross between Homer Simpson and Darth Vader under the helmet. Not a good look.
So last night, not wanting to spend the next six months underneath a hat or a bandana, I took out the clippers and shaved the giant Yudell head. The photo that follows may be shocking at first, but I do a mean Kojak imitation… “Who loves ya, baby?”
Once completely shaved, I discovered that Jews really do have horns. I have two moles on opposite sides of the back of my head that are located where it looks like my horns once were, cut down to little stubs. Mom, is there something you’ve been wanting to tell me all these years?
So what do you think? Who do I look like bald?
a) Telly Savalas;
b) Yul Brenner;
c) Sinead O’Connor;
d) Andre Agassi; or
e) Mr. Clean
Post your responses.
I go back in for the next round of chemo either tonight or tomorrow. Feeling great (save being a little tired in the mornings), and looking forward to getting a little closer to having this behind me.